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Friday, November 2, 2012

Hold Onto Your Weave: RHOA Season 5 Premieres Sunday

Just one look at the RHOA Season 5 trailer and I let out a few of “Oooooooh”s & “Oh HELL No”s. The ATL housewives are at it again and it looks like this could be the best season yet!

Phaedra Parks is up to her usual entrepreneurial craziness again by making a stun gun, running her funeral home and opening it up to funerals for pets. I thought that this was crazy at first, but as long as people want to pay you to bury their pets, then get your money girl.

Parks is not immune to the drama this season though. Her husband, Apollo, is quoted as saying he doesn’t feel like the same person that he was and wants to have “fun” again
(w/ Kenya)

Kandi Buruss is balancing her business and her love life. She has a new boyfriend and will even go shopping for rings…will she be getting married? Also, she keeps that drama going in her own roundabout way, arguing with Peter about coming to family events and Kim about who knows what.

Nene Leakes has “arrived”…the breakout star of the show is going to be in Hollywood this season and might even be getting back with Gregg (as if they really broke up). She also ran into Kim for the first time in a long time.

I love Cynthia Bailey but I didn’t see her doing much in the preview. I assume that she is still working on her marriage to Peter Thomas, being a mother and model, and promoting her baby, The Bailey Agency.  
Porsha Stewart is married to Cordell Stewart (ex-NFL player) but other than that, I don’t know much about her yet. She celebrates a birthday on an episode, has several fights with fellow newbie Kenya, and maybe bi-polar. We shall see…

Kenya Moore is a Former Miss USA who looks to be as CRAZY as she is beautiful. This season, she makes her mark in several ways: she is pressuring her boyfriend to ”put a ring on it” so she can get pregnant with kids. Then it seems that they hit a rough patch after he allegedly asks Kandi out…

Then she develops a crush on Phaedra’s husband Apollo and says she has feelings for him. They get close on the group’s trip to Anguilla and subsequently asks Phaedra about bringing a friend into the bedroom (which I think is UNCALLED FOR!!!!!). Not to mention that she may be CrAzY, has to take medication, and gets into a tussle with someone…maybe Nene?

Kim Zolciac­­ is pregnant again with 4th child and 2nd w/ husband Kroy. Keeping to her ways of keeping drama going to stay relevant, she has beef with Kandi and may rekindle her friendship with Nene. Also, she is apparently evicted from the mansion that she flaunted just last season.

Of course they have a girls trip to Anguilla (which is my dream destination) and there is even a wedding…Kandi and her boyfriend may tie the knot or maybe Nene & Gregg get remarried.

Season 5 of RHOA premieres Sunday and ~Elle Shanice~ will be giving you a summary of EVERY episode this season.


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